Friday, April 24, 2009

Caffeine comedown...



OMG I can't believe how fucked up I was on caffeine yesterday. Most entertaining thing that has happened to my boring-ass week so far. I have never, I repeat, NEVER been affected by caffeine...til yesterday...when I had a massive coffee with brekkie at home...then decided to get on the caffeine based fatburner pills before RPM...then from there went straight to work and had a large long black...followed an hour later by a bottle of V...followed by another large long black. FUCK ME. I was like a ferret on speed all day, to the point I actually fell on my ass off a chair at the gym reception desk when I reached to answer the phone. Entertainment for my workmates at least...not to mention that my day was filled with blonde moments due to the amount of caffeine consumed.




Am absolutely wrecked tonight and am sitting on my lazy butt on the couch when I am supposed to be getting my shit ready to go to the pub tonight. Hmmm maybe I should pump myself up on some more fatburners washed down with a caffeinated bevvy or 3...vodka and coke might be on the cards tonight me thinks. Gotta make up for the fact I am working on Anzac day and therefore not spending the day pissing up like every good Aussie should be doing tomoz....on that note I'm outta here fuckers.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Turning the lemon into lemonade



I have started a new, fresh blog and I will try and make it positive. It's all about turning the lemons into lemonade, you see. Well according to the Guru it is. Actually that's not a bad name for him. Rox - what do you say? New name badge for one certain employee trainer? The Guru??


So I have pretty much done fuck all this weekend...spent today sleeping, watching the Sopranos, sleeping a little more, eating some ice cream, sleeping, watching some more Sopranos, and eating some chocolate. The last of the easter eggs is goooooone now...which is a good thing since I will be dieting again in about 36 hours, so figured I may as well make the most of it now. Not doing much tonight, am supposed to be at a bbq, but seriously, who can be fucked? Hanging with my buddy Fern tomoz...off to Filex (fitness expo) to check out the talent (oops I mean large variety of industry-related goods and services)....mmm lots of hot bodies on display...gotta remember to pack the camera ;)


So I am off to watch more Sopranos and eat take-away Chinese (wtf??) but I will leave you with a picture of the lemonade I made out of this week...