...the end of an era...

OMG I can't believe it. Today marks the end of an era.

I woke up this morning at 6.30 - yes on my goddamned day off, I still can't sleep the fuck in.

Anyway back to the story.

I woke up and everything appeared normal. I looked at my phone. 6.30am. I looked at my alarm clock. 6.35am (I keep it 5 mins fast in the hope that one day I will actually *forget* that I purposely made it 5 mins fast and miraculously be early for everything).

OK enough of being sidetracked.

I get out of bed and make myself my oats with chocolate protein powder and a teaspoon of natural peanut butter mixed in. Fave meal of the day. What kind of a boring ass life do I lead?? LOLZ... (that's just for you Foxxxxy).

A little later, I walk into my bedroom. I happen to glimpse at previously mentioned alarm clock. It now says 11.01. I begin thinking, WTF?? Seriously, it can't be that late. I look at my watch. 7.32am. I look at my phone. 7.32am. Hmmm something not quite right.

I leave my bedroom to do other time wasting stuff, you know like washing, and the dishes and stuff. I return to bedroom at 8am. Alarm clock now says 9.18am.

Seriously. IS SOMEONE FUCKING WITH ME???

So I have been in mourning today. I have had that alarm clock since I was like, 11 or something. It is part of me. I have gone to replace it quite a few times but could never bring myself to do it cos seriously, that's my alarm clock!!!

Which is now among the dearly departed.

Rest in Peace, little clock.

The End.