What's that tick tock noise, you ask?
Clearly it's not my alarm clock, which hasn't miraculously come back to life. (That's just a stupid thought anyway. My alarm clock was electric. No noise.)
No, it's the sound of me...waiting...for Mamma Huntsman to work out it was me who killed her 40,000 baby Huntsman offspring that I happened to come home and find. I am guessing she's gonna be an angry mamma too. Not my problem - it's my house and unless Mamma huntsman is willing to pay rent for her million babies, she can find her own place.
Vicki - 40,000.
Huntsman - Zero.
Huntsman - Zero.
DIE LITTLE MOFOS!!!
That's right - YOUR HOUSE. I felt slightly guilty for ONE second on the weekend when I nuked an entire ecosystem that had set itself up in my shed...but it's MY shed. Bastard cockroaches survived as usual...
ReplyDeleteooooo my most fearest of fears - SPIDERS!!!! I had one in the bathroom - looked exactly like the one that was hanging around my rear view mirror of my work car - think it's stalking me...i'm scared.....
ReplyDeleteEeewww I feel for you Frankie, i am terrified of cockroaches!!! My biggest fear in life (seriously). Spiders - well I don't exactly love them but at least I can kill the little bastards...I can't even go near a dead cockroach!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Fern...it probably is the same little fucker...they like to do that!